Suburban Metal Dad

Did a cool interview about my Slayer book for DeathMetal.org! 

http://www.deathmetal.org/news/interview-with-d-x-ferris-author-of-slayers-reign-in-blood-33-13/

"It’s Christmas, Yo!" A Holiday Poem by D.X. Ferris

I’m gonna get back to the comic strip in a minute.

Here’s a poem I wrote for Christmas.

I think it would make a good song, too. Holler if you want to colloborate.

“It’s Christmas, Yo!”

an original poetry by D.X. Ferris


It’s Christmas, yo!

All kinds of snow

People wearing coats

It’s Christmas, yo


Mistletoe

Mack a ho

Tell ME “No”?!

It’s Christmas, yo.


It’s Christmas, yo

We gotta go

To Grandma’s house

It’s Christmas, yo


It’s Christmas, yo

Are you my ho?

I gotta know

It’s Christmas, yo


It’s Christmas, ho

Where you at?

Got my Santa hat

It’s Christmas, ho


It’s Christmas bro

Let that shit flow

Make loot, get dough

It’s Christmas, bro


It’s Christmas bro

You with my ho?

Not cool, yo

Fuckin’ Christmas, bro


It’s Christmas, yo

Fuck y’all, shit no

I’m out the do’

It’s Christmas, yo


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CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT COMIC STRIPS.

Hey y’all.

The entertainment oriented website Popdose is kind enough to run my strips, so recent ones are archived over there. Take a visit. Read ‘em all.

Yeah, I know I need to work on the site architecture, maybe find a nice shiny Tumblr theme that’s easy to navigate. I’m working on a big Secret Evil Plan. Once I wrap that nefarious business, I’ll get on it once and for all.

Thank you for reading!

Suburban Metal Dad #266.6: “Jeff Hanneman R.I.P.,” or “Postmortem.” 

Suburban Metal Dad #266.6: “Jeff Hanneman R.I.P.,” or “Postmortem.” 

Dude, where’s the comic?

Hey. New Surburban Metal Dad comics appear every Monday and Friday at our new home, Popdose, which is a swell site for news & views about pop culture including music, books, comics, movies, podcasts, and other cool stuff.

Catch up on the adventures of Suburban Metal Dad here:

http://popdose.com/tag/suburban-metal-dad/

I know I should have have a proper webcomic site with easy navigation and character bios and such. I don’t. Sorry. That sh*t takes time. Maybe there’s a new-ish Tumblr theme that works well for it. If you know of one, please share it with me. This is clearly not a proper webcomic. Maybe the FAQ (to your right) will clear up some of your concerns.

The older strips and full archive will all be here eventually. Shirts & merch are coming soon.

Thank you for reading!

The Little Sith. #StarWarsSpinoffs

The Little Sith. #StarWarsSpinoffs

Christmas comic strips! Read two years of my Suburban Metal Dad Xmas right here:
http://popdose.com/tag/dxmas/
Merry holidaze to ya! Thank you for reading,
Ferris

Christmas comic strips! Read two years of my Suburban Metal Dad Xmas right here:

http://popdose.com/tag/dxmas/

Merry holidaze to ya! Thank you for reading,

Ferris

Suburban Metal Dad’s Giant-Sized Annual Christmas Extravaganza is running daily at Popdose! Check it out over yonder:
http://popdose.com/tag/suburban-metal-dad/
I think some of these strips are the best the comic has ever looked; of course, I had some help with it. But still…
Merry DXmas, y’all!

Suburban Metal Dad’s Giant-Sized Annual Christmas Extravaganza is running daily at Popdose! Check it out over yonder:

http://popdose.com/tag/suburban-metal-dad/

I think some of these strips are the best the comic has ever looked; of course, I had some help with it. But still…

Merry DXmas, y’all!

The Process of Weeden Out

The Process of Weeden Out